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yukineko-kitty-chan:

chimerical-twilight:

staff:

we fucked up

yeah NO FUCKING SHIT

This is the funniest post on this entire goddamn site

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gosh:

“I’m still trying to figure out how everything went wrong so fast.”

— (via coral)

boludas:

when your professor emails you

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gosh:

“A concept is a brick. It can be used to build a courthouse of reason. Or it can be thrown through the window.”

—

Gilles Deleuze, 

Thousand Plateaus: Capitalism and Schizophrenia (via coral)

thebetterrachel:

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

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hoofbitch:

just-another-secret-gaygent:

mandatalks:

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

bro do you realize you met aliens

not unusual for a kmart

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laurdlannister-kingslayer:

duppyman:

despazito:

the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo

this shit so fucked up. Scrappy coming from a colorist and broken home is so sad smh he never stood a chance. 

I’m dead looking at his mom she over it already

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emotionally-unstable-kpop-fan:

tittiesmattel:

when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.

I aspire to be this level of savage

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emotionally-unstable-kpop-fan:

tittiesmattel:

when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.

I aspire to be this level of savage

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shinydeerling:

tfw you wake up at 7 am and see this posted in your dorms bathroom

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gosh:

“Literature is humanity talking to itself.”

— Norman Rush (via coral)

gosh:

“Imagination is the golden-eyed monster that never sleeps. It must be fed; it cannot be ignored.”

—  Patricia A. McKillip (via coral)

adrenaline:

Love ends.

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moodbig:

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